Qhov kawg ntawm lub tsev kawm ntawv theem pib lossis theem nrab yog ib txwm ua kev zoo siab nrog lub pob kawm tiav. Nyob rau yav tsaus ntuj, cov tub ntxhais kawm qhov kev ua tiav tau tshaj tawm, daim ntawv pov thawj thiab khoom plig rau kev yeej Olympiads tau nthuav tawm. Thaum nws yog lub sijhawm rau qhov tsis raws cai, cov neeg kawm tiav muab nqi zog rau cov xibfwb qhia ntawv nrog cov ntawv pov thawj zoo. Yog tias kev ua koob tsheej tau xeeb tub zoo li Oscars, ces lawv tuaj nrog kev xaiv tsa tshwj xeeb - ua kev zoo siab rau cov kws qhia ntawv ntawm kev kawm tiav.
Tom qab cov lus sov siab hais rau lawv cov neeg cob qhia, cov neeg yeej hauv kev xaiv tsa tom ntej raug hu mus rau theem, uas tau tshaj tawm nrog lub siab tshaj plaws. Txhua pawg tsev kawm ntawv muaj cov kws qhia ntawv zoo sib xws. Yog li ntawd, kev zoo siab nyeem ntawv ntawm ib qho kev kawm tiav tuaj yeem raug pom zoo rau kev koom nrog hauv kev ua koob tsheej yav tsaus ntuj ntawm lwm lub tsev kawm ntawv.
Zoo siab txais tos los ntawm cov thawj coj ntawm lub tsev kawm ntawv
Tus naj npawb ntawm cov thawj coj hauv tsev kawm suav nrog tus thawj coj thiab nws cov pab: tus thawj xibfwb thiab tus thawj coj ntawm kev kawm. Rau lawv, cov kev xaiv tsa "Tus Tswv ntawm Lub Tsev Kawm Ntawv", "Txhua Qhov Muag Pom" yog qhov tsim nyog. Koj tuaj yeem tuav lawv tus lej thiab tuaj nrog kev xaiv tsa nrog tus lej "peb":
- "Peb Titans".
- "Peb tus phab ej".
- "Tsev Peb Caug".
Tej zaum yuav muaj tus yam ntxwv ntawm tus kheej hauv kev xaiv tsa:
- "Niam Huab Tais".
- "Titanic ua haujlwm".
- "Tus neeg siab ntev".
Raws li txoj cai, qhov kev npau suav zoo tshaj plaws yog cov uas tau kawm tiav qib 11. Kev xaiv tsa tus kws qhia ntawv kawm tiav tuaj yeem xav tias yog cov lus qhia. Yog tias peb sib piv kev tswj hwm lub tsev kawm ntawv lub nkoj caij nkoj ntawm hiav txwv kev paub nrog lub nkoj tiag tiag, peb tuaj yeem muab cov npe hauv qab no:
- "Tus tauj ncov loj" - director.
- "Boatswain" - tus kws qhia ntawv.
- "Skipper" - lub taub hau ntawm kev kawm ua haujlwm.
Koj tuaj yeem ua kev zoo siab rau tsev kawm ntawv kev coj noj coj ua nrog ib zaj nkauj remade raws li lub ntsiab lus marine:
- "Argo".
- "Thaum peb rov qab mus rau Portland."
- "Brigantine".
- "Aurora".
- "Sails ntawm Krusenstern."
Los ntawm kev nthuav tawm cov ntawv, koj tuaj yeem faib cov ntawv pov thawj kom tau txais cov tswv cuab ntawm cov Islands tuaj: "Kindness Island", "Severity Island", "To taub Archipelago".
Zoo siab los ntawm cov kws qhia ntawv
Txhua lub tsev kawm ntawv muaj cov kws qhia lej, physics, chemistry thiab lwm yam kev kawm. Lawv raug hu ua tig mus rau theem, nyeem tawm lub npe ntawm kev xaiv tsa. Qhov no yog ua raws los ntawm kev tos txais luv luv. Nov yog qee qhov kev xaiv tsa rau cov kws qhia ntawv kawm tiav:
- Tus yeej hauv kev xaiv tsa "Accountant", tus tswv ntawm kev sib koom ua ke, tus huab tais ntawm parallelepipeds, tus tswv ntawm tetrahedra, tamer ntawm cosines, tus yeej ntawm hyperbole, uas nkag siab tus lej pi, tus kws qhia lej, hu rau ntawm theem.
- Perpetual motion yeej tau txais txiaj ntsig rau qhov muaj txiaj ntsig zoo ntawm cov neeg nruab nrab, tus kheej paub txog kev hloov pauv ntawm lub siab, siv txoj cai gimlet hauv ib lub kaw lus kaw, tus tswv ntawm lub zog, huab hwm coj thiab nrawm, tus kws qhia physics.
- Tus yeej hauv "Alchemy" kev xaiv tsa, tus kws tshaj lij khawv koob thiab tus neeg ua khawv koob, raug caw tuaj rau theem, rhuav tshem cov siv lead ua lattices thiab tsim cov saw hlau polymer, tus kws qhia chemistry.
- Nyob rau hauv qhov kev xaiv tsa "Tus Neeg Ncig Zoo Tshaj Plaws" kev zoo siab daim ntawv pov thawj los ntawm Geographical Society tau txais txiaj ntsig rau Paganel ntawm lub tsev kawm ntawv, tus kws qhia txog thaj chaw.
- Tus yeej ntawm "Biggest Botanist" kev xaiv tsa tau txais txiaj ntsig, kws tshaj lij ntawm mitochondria, tus tuav lub tshuab tsom, tus kws tshawb fawb zoo thiab kws tshuaj caj ces, tus kws qhia txog biology.
- Nyob rau hauv kev xaiv tsa "Xib Fwb ntawm Kev Txawj Ntse", tus neeg cog qoob loo ntawm qhov tsim nyog, ua siab zoo, nyob mus ib txhis, ci ntsa iab nrog lub teeb ci hauv lub nceeg vaj tsaus ntuj, tus neeg paub txog cov kab lus koom nrog, tus kws qhia lus Lavxias thiab cov ntaub ntawv tau txais txiaj ntsig.
- Nyob rau hauv kev xaiv tsa "Kuv Tus Poj Niam Ncaj Ncees", tus tswv ntawm Harvard accent, tamer ntawm qhov zoo tshaj plaws thiab tsis muaj qhov kawg, tus kws qhia lus Askiv raug caw tuaj rau theem.
Tom qab ua kev zoo siab ntawm cov xib fwb, nws yog qhov zoo los qhia tus lej - seev cev, nkauj lossis skit.
Kev lees paub ntawm cov kws qhia zoo heev
thawj xib fwb kuj caw tuaj kawm tiav. Rau nws, koj tuaj yeem ua taulos ua tus nomination "Kuv niam thib ob". Thiab txij li muaj ob peb chav kawm, kuj muaj ob peb niam. Txhua tus ntawm lawv yuav muab khoom plig sib npaug. Cov kawm tiav tuaj yeem hu nkauj rau thawj tus xibfwb.
Tom qab ntawd, tus tshaj tawm yuav ceeb toom rau koj tias txhua tus kws qhia ntawv tau qhia tib neeg zoo heev. Thiab hauv ob peb qhov kev xaiv tsa tom ntej rau cov kws qhia ntawv ntawm kev kawm tiav, cov neeg yeej yuav raug tshaj tawm. Nws tuaj yeem yog ob qho tib si comic thiab zoo siab heev. Nov yog qee qhov kev xaiv:
- "Rau qhov kev ua siab ntev tsis kawg."
- "Rau txoj kev hlub ntawm koj qhov kev kawm."
- "Rau kev ncaj ncees hnyav."
- "Rau qhov ua siab mos siab muag."
Qee tus kws qhia ntawv yuav tau txais ntau yam khoom plig hauv ntau pawg.
Zoo siab los ntawm cov xib fwb hauv chav kawm
Tsis yog ib qho kev kawm tiav ib zaug yam tsis muaj kev qhuas los ntawm cov kws qhia hauv chav kawm. Cov xib fwb no paub lawv cov chav kawm zoo tshaj plaws. Lawv tsim nyog qhuas tshwj xeeb los ntawm cov tub ntxhais kawm thaum kawm tiav. Nws yog qhov zoo dua los xaiv comic nominations rau cov xibfwb:
- "Rau lub luag haujlwm tseem ceeb tshaj plaws."
- "Rau qhov kev paub zoo tshaj plaws ntawm cov tub ntxhais kawm".
- "Rau qhov ua siab loj tsis muaj tus kheej hauv kev npaj cov dej num ntxiv".
- "Rau qhov nquag tshem tawm ntawm chav kawm"
- "Rau lus tso dag hauv chav kawm".
Txhua tus xibfwb muaj nws tus yam ntxwv. Nyob rau hauv kev zoo siab, lawv yuav tsum tau hais kom muab warmth.
Zoo siab txais tos los ntawm pawg thawj coj
Qeecov kws qhia ntawv ua electives, tsim cov ntu lossis cov voj voog rau kev kawm sab nraud. Lawv siv lawv lub sijhawm thiab lub zog los xyuas kom cov txiv neej paub thiab paub ntau ntxiv. Tsis txhob hnov qab txog lawv thiab. Kev xaiv tsa rau cov kws qhia kawm tiav uas tau coj cov voj voog:
- "Best Couturier" (txiav thiab xaws voj voog).
- "Chief Painter" (dawb lub voj voog).
- "Rau nrawm, lub zog thiab nrawm" (tus kws qhia lub cev).
- "Shakespeare Award" (rau tus thawj coj ntawm tsev kawm ua yeeb yam).
Qhov zoo siab tshaj plaws rau cov kws qhia ntawv no yuav yog kev npaj ua yeeb yam ntawm theem - kev ua yeeb yam hauv lawv tus kheej cov khaub ncaws hnav khaub ncaws, kev nthuav qhia ntawm cov duab kos duab, kos duab acrobatic thiab lom zem scene. Koj tuaj yeem ua ke txhua yam hauv ib qho kev ua tau zoo.
funny nominations
Thaum tag nrho cov khoom plig loj tau txais, nws yog lub sijhawm los tshaj tawm cov kev xaiv kawm tiav rau cov xibfwb. Cov no tuaj yeem yog qhov khoom plig zoo kawg: rau cov plaub hau luv tshaj plaws, rau cov khau me tshaj plaws, rau lub suab tob tshaj plaws. Nov yog qee qhov piv txwv ntxiv:
- "Rau lub suab nrov tshaj plaws".
- "Rau qhov zoo tshaj plaws".
- "Rau luag luag luag"
- "Rau kev tiv thaiv ua ntej kev qhuas."
Txhua tus neeg muaj qhov tsis muaj zog. Thaum cov kws qhia ntawv tau pom ntau xyoo txhua hnub, cov txiv neej yeej paub lawv zoo thiab yuav tuaj yeem xaiv cov npe comic rau cov kws qhia ntawv thaum kawm tiav kom txhua tus muaj kev lom zem thiab tsis muaj leej twg cuam tshuam.
Zoo siab rau nqe
Koj tuaj yeem tshaj tawm kev xaiv tsa rau cov kws qhia ntawv ntawm kev kawm tiav hauv nqe lus los ntawm kev sau cov lus me me txog txhua yam kev kawm. Nws yuav tsim nyog los qhia kev txaus siab rau kev ua haujlwm ntawm tus kws qhia ntawv hauv cov kab no. Cov lus zoo, sov so raug xaiv rau txhua qhov kev kawm:
- Rau tus kws qhia lej: “Raws li kev coj ntawm tus kws tshawb fawb no, peb sawv cev niaj hnub no, tau tshoov siab los ntawm kev paub. Kev kawm tiav, ces - xyaum. Thiab lej yuav pab peb nrog qhov no."
- Rau tus kws qhia physics: "Koj tuaj yeem ntsuas, xam thiab qhia txhua yam. Koj tuaj yeem ntseeg tias peb tuaj yeem ya tau."
- Rau tus kws qhia ntawv chemistry: “Koj tau nthuav tawm lub ntiaj teb zais cia rau peb, koj tau pib peb paub. Rau qhov no peb poob rau hauv kev hlub nrog koj - zoo, peb yuav ua li cas yam tsis muaj koj?".
- Rau tus kws qhia geography: “Lub pob xiav yog tig thiab tig. Qhov no yog lub ntiaj teb nias ntawm tes. Khiav, kiv, xav poob. Tsuas yog peb yuav tsis tso nws mus rau qhov tob tob."
- Rau tus kws qhia txog biology: “Koj qhia peb kom hlub tej yam muaj sia, txaus siab, saib xyuas thiab tiv thaiv lawv. Cia cov tiam tom ntej kawm ib yam nrog koj."
- Rau tus kws qhia lus thiab ntaub ntawv Lavxias: “Peb yuav ya sib nrug tom qab tsev kawm ntawv. Thiab peb yuav nco ntsoov mus ib txhis tias koj tau tso lub hauv paus - peb yuav nyeem cov classics."
- Rau tus kws qhia lus Askiv: “Peb hais lus Askiv zoo heev. Nov yog koj txoj haujlwm nyuaj. Peb puas tuaj yeem mus rau Harvard: txhua tus yuav nkag siab peb nyob ntawd."
Tom qab tag nrho cov khoom plig, koj tuaj yeem hu nkauj kawg. Yog lub tsev kawm ntawv muaj suab paj nruag, nws yuav ua. Thiab yog tias tsis yog, koj tuaj yeem ua raws li qhov piv txwv ntawm SHKIDs thiab sau nws hauvGaudeamus motif.
Zoo kawg
Ua kom hnub so nco, koj yuav tsum npaj kom zoo rau nws. Yog tias koj muab cov dej num raws sijhawm, txhua yam yuav ua tiav. Kev xaiv tsa lom zem rau cov kws qhia ntawv kawm tiav tsis yooj yim los nrog, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog tias koj paub tus neeg zoo. Cov xib fwb hauv tsev kawm ntawv yog cov neeg muaj kev lom zem, lawv yuav nkag siab txog kev siv zog ntawm cov menyuam yaus thiab yuav tsis ua rau muaj kev npau taws txawm tias cov lus tso dag tsis txaus ntseeg.
