Nyob rau hauv tsab xov xwm no, peb yuav xav txog xws li lub tswv yim xws li lub npe menyuam yaus, peb yuav sim tsim kom muaj kev faib tawm, peb yuav qhia txog cov npe menyuam yaus txias, peb yuav xaiv cov yam ntxwv ntawm lub npe menyuam yaus rau cov tub thiab ntxhais, peb yuav sim ua. pom lawv qhov sib txawv. Yog li cia peb pib, Kuv xav tias nws yuav lom zem!
Definition, tswvyim
Thawj zaug, lub npe menyuam yaus nkag siab tias lub npe tsiaj, tsiaj, npe rau miv lossis dev. Hauv qhov thib ob - lub npe tsis tseeb, feem ntau lom zem thiab ntxim hlub, rau tus neeg uas nws tau txais vim qee qhov xwm txheej. Thiab ntawm no, muaj ntau ntau hom thiab subtypes ntawm cov xwm txheej no, raws li lawv hais, deb mus rau hauv hav zoov, qhov hluav taws ntau dua.
Los ntawm niam txiv nrog kev hlub
Thaum koj tus menyuam me, nws yog ib tug me me funny! Nws yog tus ntxim nyiam heev thiab qab zib, thiab txhua hnub muaj cov xwm txheej lom zem uas nyob hauv lub cim xeeb. Nws yog lub sijhawm no ntawm tus menyuam lub neej uas thawj lub npe menyuam yaus tshwm sim.
thawj lub npe menyuam yaus tuaj yeem muab los ntawm niam txiv. Teddy dais, splyushka, luav, me, me. Qhov no yog kwv yees li qhov ntau. Lawv tag nrho cov qab zib thiab hlub heev. Feem ntau cov niam txiv tseem hu lawv cov menyuam tiastib yam hauv lub neej neeg laus. Cov ntaub ntawv hauv qab no tuaj yeem raug suav ua piv txwv: ib tug poj niam hluas uas, zoo li lwm cov menyuam yaus, tsis tuaj yeem hais tsab ntawv "r", thiab rau lo lus nug: "Koj lub npe yog dab tsi?" teb: "Ika", es tsis txhob ntawm cov tshuaj "Ira". Lub npe menyuam yaus no daig nrog nws.
Kindergarten, tsev kawm theem qis - "txias" npe
Cov me nyuam loj hlob tuaj, kawm sib txuas lus, ua phooj ywg thiab, tau kawg, sib cav. Thiab ntawm no lawv yog, "txias" npe. Ntau tus ntawm koj yuav nco ntsoov tsim lossis koom nrog hauv txoj haujlwm no koj tus kheej. Feem ntau ntawm cov npe menyuam yaus ntawm lub hnub nyoog no nyob rau hauv cov menyuam yaus yog kev ua phem, ua rau lawv lub siab. Nws yog ib qho tseem ceeb rau cov niam txiv yuav tsum txwv tsis pub lawv thiab tsis txhob nyiam qhov kev nyiam no. Ntau zaus, cov menyuam yaus tuaj yeem tuaj nrog lub npe menyuam yaus "txias": Bump Dais, tsis meej pem Mashka.
Atypical classification
Yes, tiag tiag! Txawm tias cov npe menyuam yaus tuaj yeem faib ua qee yam kev faib tawm.
Lub npe menyuam yaus, thawj zaug, feem ntau muab raws li tus neeg lub xeem. Piv txwv li, Titarenko Artem tau txais lub npe menyuam yaus "Tita", Drozdov Dima - "Drozd". Thiab ntawm no yog ib qho piv txwv, Olya Popova raug thuam, thiab ntxiv rau, lub npe menyuam yaus tau "loj hlob" rau tus ntxhais rau xyoo. Thiab tsis muaj leej twg hloov nws lub xeem. Tsuas yog hloov qhov kev ntxhov siab ntawm thawj lub suab. Nws yooj yim los twv seb lub npe menyuam yaus no suab li cas thiab nws tsis kaj siab npaum li cas.
Thib ob, qee qhov kev siv sab nraud yog siv. Ntawm no yog ib qho piv txwv, "oblique" los yog "txiv lws suav" (lub peev xwm los blush rau ib qho laj thawj).
Thib peb, lub npe menyuam yaus yuav qhia tau qee yam ntawm tib neeg kev ua haujlwmlos yog ntawm nws txoj kev mob siab rau, uas yog, kev nyiam ua haujlwm. Piv txwv li, Vitka tus turner, Seryoga tus twv txiaj.
Cov xib fwb hauv tsev kawm yog tsom los ntawm cov me nyuam 'wits. Qee lub sij hawm cov npe menyuam yaus ntxim hlub heev, raws li lawv hais, "kaum". Ua piv txwv, cia peb hais txog qhov xwm txheej ntawm lub npe menyuam yaus lom zem: tus kws qhia txog thaj chaw, rog heev, ib txwm zom cov neeg ua liaj ua teb - "Lub Ntiaj Teb ntawm kev tshem tawm." Los yog lwm qhov piv txwv los ntawm tsev kawm ntawv lub neej: ib tug xib fwb ntawm Lavxias teb sab thiab ntaub ntawv, ib tug heev siab thiab loj poj niam, nws lub npe yog Irina Olegovna, cov me nyuam, muab nws loj, hu ua nws Irina Telegovna. Cov no yog cov txawj ntse!
Fourthly, cov pab pawg neeg nyiam tshaj plaws ntawm lub npe menyuam yaus qhia txog qee yam ntawm tus neeg tus yam ntxwv: kev npau taws sai, muaj peev xwm xav tau dav, kev nyiam nyiam, kev txhoj puab heev thiab kev lees paub. Muaj ntau tus piv txwv ntawm no. Ntawm no, piv txwv li, nto moo trinity: Coward, Dunce, Kev paub. Los yog lwm qhov piv txwv los ntawm cov classics: Sonya yog tus cwj mem golden. Tus swindler nto moo, nto moo rau nws robberies. Los yog, Mishka-Jap, kuj yog ib tug tub sab nto moo uas tau txais nws lub npe menyuam yaus vim qhov nqaim ntawm nws ob lub qhov muag. Iron Lady, Margaret Thatcher. Tab sis, piv txwv li, vaj. Muaj pes tsawg tus qauv tuaj yeem muab tau. Cov no kuj yog qee yam npe menyuam yaus lossis npe menyuam yaus. Piv txwv li, "The Sun King". Los yog ntawm no yog ib qho piv txwv tsis yog los ntawm keeb kwm. Thaum ib tug neeg yuav tau txais ib lub npe menyuam yaus, piv txwv li, los ntawm kev qhia ib yam dab tsi, thiab nws ntxim nyiam heev thaum lub sijhawm ntawd nws tsis kam ua "tus neeg raug kaw" ntawm nws tus kheej zaj dab neeg. Yog li, piv txwv li, ib tug ntxhais hais txog qhov xwm txheej ntawm nws cov tub ntxhais kawm lub neej, thiab tsuas yog ib lo lus, hais, cia peb hais nrog qee qhov tshwj xeeb ntxim nyiam, ua rau luag.nyob ib puag ncig. Yog li ntawd lwm lub npe menyuam yaus tshwm.
funny movie piv txwv
Raws li cov piv txwv hauv kev txhawb nqa ntawm cov lus saum toj no, Kuv xav hais txog cov yeeb yaj kiab hauv qab no, cov yeeb yaj kiab Lavxias "DMT", ntu 1, raws nraim lub sijhawm thaum tus cwj pwm tseem ceeb muab lub npe menyuam yaus rau nws cov npoj yaig: "Koj yuav yog. ib tug bayonet, vim koj slender, koj yuav tau lub foob pob, vim nws yog tawg, thiab kuv yuav yog cov mos txwv. - Vim li cas ib lub mos txwv? Vim nws yog lub hom phiaj! Nov yog qee lub npe menyuam yaus! Tsis muaj tsawg fascinating lub sij hawm ua si nyob rau hauv lub series "Cov Phooj Ywg" los ntawm qhov zoo kawg nkaus Julia Roberts, uas ua si lub luag hauj lwm ntawm ib tug ua phem rau hauv chav kawm ntawv. Nws qhov kev chim siab tuaj yeem nkag siab, vim tias tus ntxhais hu ua "Suzy Panties" mus txog rau qib yim, nws tau txais lub npe hu ua kev ntxub ntxaug los ntawm nws cov phooj ywg hauv chav kawm thiab coj nws kev thuam thaum yau mus rau ntau xyoo, thiab raws li tsab ntawv, tus cwj pwm tseem ceeb yuav them nyiaj ntau heev. rau qhov ua txhaum rau nws.
Peb cov tub yog dab tsi?
Nws yog cov lus zoo uas cov menyuam yaus zaj nkauj pib, sau rov qab rau lub sijhawm ntawm kev coj noj coj ua, tab sis qhov no tsis yog lub ntsiab lus, thiab txawm tias lo lus twg mus, tab sis qhov no yog qhov tseem ceeb ntawm cov lus nug. nug yog qhov tseem ceeb.
Yog hais tias, piv txwv li, zoo li ib txwm hu koj tus hluas nraug los ntawm nws thawj lub npe, ces tuaj nrog lub npe menyuam yaus rau nws. Koj tuaj yeem sib piv nws nrog qee tus cwj pwm zoo ntawm koj tus hluas nraug thiab hu nws li ntawd, keeb kwm thiab kev hlub. Raws li koj lub siab xav, koj tuaj yeem tuaj nrog kev tawm tsam, thiab lom zem, thiab lub npe ntxim hlub.
Yog hais tias peb tham txog lub npe menyuam yaus tshaj plaws, ces lub npe menyuam yaus raulus txawv teb chaws. Txhais lawv mus rau hauv yog ib qho tseem ceeb, lub suab nws tus kheej yog ib qho tseem ceeb, vim hais tias nws yog luv luv, qhia meej cov txiv neej lub npe uas tshwj xeeb tshaj yog caress lub pob ntseg ntawm "peb txiv neej". Chid, Chuck, Chad, Nick, Mike, Serge, Leo. Kuv xav hais ntxiv tias cov npe menyuam yaus txias rau cov tub hluas yuav zoo siab tshwj xeeb. Tab sis, piv txwv li, lub npe menyuam yaus nyiam, xws li menyuam miv, tus hlub, tus hlub, yuav pab coj koj los ze zog rau ib leeg, vim cov npe menyuam yaus ntawm hom no hais txog kev sib hlub, zais dej hiav txwv ntawm kev sov so, thiab tej zaum yuav tshwm sim uas ib tug neeg. yuav sim rau txhua lub zog kom ntes koj cov xim.
Nyob hauv hav zoov hauv Internet
Tej yam txawv me ntsis ntawm cov ntxhais thiab cov ntxhais. Ntawm no koj yuav tsis pom cov npe tsis zoo, tsis meej pem, tej zaum yog, tab sis tsis yog lus dag, vim tsis muaj ib tug ntxhais yuav tso cai rau qhov no. Qhov no feature tshwj xeeb tshaj yog tshwm sim nyob rau hauv Internet. Social tes hauj lwm yog teeming nrog txias nicknames rau cov ntxhais. Cutie, charmer, paj, dab, sweetie, sexigel, kitty, lapula, kitty, toffee, blonde, brunette, Carmen, me nyuam ntawm xwm, charming, me nyuam, koj mirage, khib, huab tais, Cherry, qus, hlaws, ntxhais fuabtais. Yog lawm, tau txais cov piam thaj syrup thiab paj rwb khoom qab zib, tab sis qhov no yog li cas lub neej ua haujlwm: lub ntuj xiav, lub hnub yog daj, cov txiv neej yuav tsum muaj zog thiab ua siab loj, thiab cov ntxhais yuav tsum tsis muaj zog thiab zoo nkauj. Cov npe ntawm cov npe menyuam yaus txias rau cov ntxhais tau tawm mus deb ntawm kev ua tiav. Cov no tsuas yog ob peb lub plush caramel npe menyuam yaus.
Zoo. Qhov tshwm sim
Thiab hauvqhov kawg, summed li hais tias, kuv xav kom nco ntsoov qhov tseeb hais tias txawm lub npe menyuam yaus yuav zoo li cas, ntxim hlub, funny, los yog txawm txias heev hais tias nws tsuas ua rau koj ua pa tawm, sim hais ib tug neeg los ntawm lub npe. Tsuas yog lub npe menyuam yaus rau cov tub, lub npe menyuam yaus rau cov ntxhais, tib neeg, cov npe menyuam yaus yuav nyob twj ywm tsuas yog cov npe tsis tseeb, thiab lub npe uas tus neeg mus dhau lub neej yog qhov tseem ceeb. Thiab raws li lawv hais: Yuav ua li cas yog kuv lub npe rau koj? – Kev xyiv fab!”.
