Funny Ukrainian cov lus tau ua rau muaj ntau yam lus tso dag, cov lus piav qhia, cov dab neeg, jargons thiab ib txwm ua tsis zoo rau cov hnub nyoog laus, ntau pua xyoo, tab sis tsis muaj kev sib ntaus sib tua loj heev (xws li, nws qhov kev coj ua) ntawm "Khokhls" thiab "Katsaps"
Nws tsis nkag siab Ukrainian zoo luag zoo
Hauv Ukrainian lus muaj xws li tus nplaig twister: "Buv sobi tsabruk, ta y peretsabrukarbyvsya". Qhov no abracadabra (ib qho tsab ntawv nyob rau nws tus kheej, uas nws thiaj li tau txais stabrukarbilized) tuaj yeem ua ib hom kev xeem rau cov neeg Lavxias uas xav kawm cov lus Ukrainian. Yog hais tias nws rov hais kom raug (tsawg kawg ib zaug!) - nws yuav hais lus Ukrainian, yog hais tias nws tsis rov hais dua - nws yuav ua rau Ukrainian luag, tab sis rau "Lavxias teb sab pob ntseg" tsis muaj dab tsi funny txog qhov tseeb hais tias ib co hom ntawm "tsabruk". pepperabrukarbilized", raws li feem ntau sim hais tus nplaig twister "cov thwjtim".
Lavxias teb sab kuj txaus siab los ntawm tsis yog ib txwm sib koom ua ke Lavxias teb sab lus ntawm ntau tus neeg Ukrainians, tab sis ntau cov lus Ukrainian funny ua rau kev zoo siab, cov npe ntawm cov ntim yog nyob ntawm "degree ntawm kev nkag siab ntawm Ukrainian lus" (lub degree ntawm nkag siab ntawm Ukrainian lus).
"Zupynka" on demand
Qhov xwm txheej ib txwm. Tus neeg siv ntawm lub tsev noj mov xav them, tig mus rau tus neeg tos txais hauv Ukrainian nrog kev thov: "Rozrahuyte mene, ua siab zoo" (xws li kuv, thov). Lub ntsej muag loj ntawm tus neeg siv khoom zoo li tsis tuaj yeem muaj lub siab zoo siab ntawm tus neeg tos txais uas tsis hais lus Ukrainian.
Puas muaj tshwm sim rau ib qho ntawm qhov tsis paub tias "tau nqus hws" txhais tau tias "khawm nraub qaum ntawm lub taub hau"? Thiab nws leej twg tau hnov cov lus qhuas ntawm tus ntxhais: "Au, zoo li tus pog garna!" - Tsis zoo li xav txog zaj.
Kev paub txog kev sib ntaus sib tua ntawm "dryuchki" yog qhov nyuaj dua li kev sib ntaus ntawm "sticks". "Leej twg tsis nco qab lub parasol?" - tuaj yeem hnov hauv Ukraine hauv kev thauj mus los rau pej xeem, thiab "tsis tsim nyog", luag nyav, yuav xav txog txhua yam, tab sis tsis yog hais txog lub kaus. Los yog nyob rau hauv tib qhov chaw, nyob rau hauv pej xeem thauj, tus neeg xyuas pib, leaning ntawm koj, yuav qhia koj paub hais tias "Koj lub tswb yog nyob rau hauv txoj kev," thiab koj yuav tsuas twv los ntawm consonance nrog ib yam dab tsi "tom ntej" uas peb tab tom tham txog ib tug nres..
Yog ib tug neeg pom zoo nrog koj cov lus: "Koj maete xov tooj cua", - ua siab loj luag ntxhi, vim hais tias cov lus no txhais tau tias "koj yog lawm", thiab tsis yog ib tug neeg ua txhaum ntawm kev soj ntsuam.
Nyob zoo ib tsoom niam txiv kwv tij neej tsas sawv daws
Qee cov lus hauv Ukrainian yog funny vim hais tias txhua hnub thiab paub cov ntsiab lus tau txais lub suab zoo siab, parodic. Lo lus "shkarpetki" kov thiab ua rau ntau tus neeg luag, thaum thom khwm (thiab qhov no yog "shkarpetki") tsis yogleej twg tsis ua rau kev xav tshwj xeeb (raws li txoj cai). Thaum mus xyuas cov phooj ywg hauv Ukraine, koj tuaj yeem hnov ib qho kev muab rau cov khau khiab, uas hauv Ukrainian suab zoo li no: "Axis your captsi" (ntawm no yog koj cov khau khiab). Ib tug neeg, saib koj lub nplhaib ntawm koj txhais tes, tej zaum yuav hais tias: "Garna (zoo nkauj) pob taws", - thiab yog tias lawv qhuas lub kaus mom, koj tuaj yeem hnov cov lus qhuas: "Zoo kawg nkaus dej!"
Nyob hauv lub tiaj ua si, ntawm lub rooj ntev zaum, ib tug txiv neej laus zaum ntawm ib sab ntawm koj thiab, exhaling nkees, hais tias: "Ledve doshkandybav." Feem ntau, thaum koj hnov qhov no, koj yuav luag luag tsis muaj kev khuv leej, txawm tias tus yawg "Ntsuag Wove".
Ntau cov lus funny Ukrainian suab txawv kiag li thaum txhais ua Lavxias teb sab, poob lawv ntxim nyiam, xws li caw "s zaum ua ke" es tsis txhob "syademo vkupi" (lyrics ntawm zaj nkauj).
Tshaj tawm tias koj yog "tus neeg ruam ziyahala", koj tus nrog sib ntaus tsis txhob sim twv seb koj tsiv mus qhov twg - nws hais tias koj vwm.
Thaum koj nug thaum twg lub tsheb npav tom ntej (tram, trolleybus, thiab lwm yam) yuav los, thiab thaum koj hnov cov lus teb "tsis yog lub tswv yim zoo", tsis txhob sim xyuas seb nws nyob qhov twg, koj tau hais. uas "soon".
Kev Kawm Ukrainian
"Dyvna dytyna!" - tus poj niam Ukrainian yuav hais, saib koj tus menyuam. Tsis txhob poob siab, tus me nyuam tsis muaj dab tsi ua nrog nws, vim "dytyna" yog menyuam yaus. Ib tug me ntsis khokhlushka, pom ib tug nas tsuag nyob rau hauv cov nyom, yuav zoo siab qw: "Niam, ua pa, nees!"
Yog ib tug khav rau koj tias lawv muajib "hmarochos" tau tsim nyob rau hauv lub nroog, coj cov lus tseeb, vim hais tias qhov no yog ib tug skyscraper uas txhais tau tias "scrambles the cloud".
Tsis txhob txaj muag yog tias koj, xav mus taug kev taw taw ntawm qhov kub kub, hnov lub suab ceeb toom: "Tsis muaj dab tsi!" Nws tsis yog qhov koj xav, nws tsuas yog "kev ua tsis zoo".
Hnub tom qab nws xav tsis thoob tias: "Yaka yog ib tug ntxhais zoo nkauj!" - tsis txhob maj ua npau taws lossis npau taws, vim tias ib tus neeg tsuas qhuas koj qhov kev zoo nkauj (hauv Ukrainian - "zoo li"). Thiab rov qab, yog tias muaj kev ntseeg siab "schlondra" tau hnov qab koj, tsis txhob thuam koj tus kheej, vim hais tias, txawm hais tias Fab Kis hais tawm los ntawm lo lus no, koj tau yuam kev rau tus poj niam / tus ntxhais ntawm "tsis hnyav" tus cwj pwm.
"Kuv yuav dhia zoo li ib yam dab tsi," tus neeg paub Ukrainian tshiab yuav qhia rau koj, cog lus tias yuav "khiav hauv qee yam", thiab tsis txhob dhia, raws li koj tau hnov.
Kev kho koj nrog plums lossis txiv pears, tus poj niam zoo siab Ukrainian tuaj yeem ceeb toom koj tawm tsam kev tsim txom, hinting ntawm qhov ua tau ntawm plab nrog cov lus "…shvidka Nastya ne attacked" (kom ceev Nastya tsis tawm tsam). Pom zoo tias qhov no tsis yog txaus ntshai raws li kev zawv plab, thiab suab zoo dua.
Cov lus lom zem tshaj plaws hauv Ukrainian yog txuam nrog txawv txawv rau "Lavxias hnov lus", tab sis intuitive translations. Qee cov menyuam yaus, piv txwv li, zoo li "Vedmedyk Klyshonogy" khoom qab zib ntau dua "Bear-toed Xyooj", zoo, cov ntxhais yuav nyiam.sweets "Kisses" zukerki "Tsem-Tsem"
"Golden saw on that oak (Thiab ib tug golden lancet rau nws): nruab hnub thiab hmo ntuj tus kws tshawb fawb miv (thiab nruab hnub thiab hmo ntuj muaj ib tug whale qhia) tseem taug kev nyob ib ncig ntawm lub saw (nyob rau hauv lub lancet circling team) ". Suab zoo, suab paj nruag, tab sis … "smiles".
Ntau tus neeg txaus siab los ntawm "Ukrainian Lermontov" thaum nws "…thiab lub mast khoov thiab creaks", txawm hais tias "…thiab lub mast khoov thiab creaks", tsis muaj kev luag.
Russia hauv Ukrainian
Funny Ukrainian cov lus thiab kab lus feem ntau tshwm sim los ntawm qhov tsis raug, muab nws me me, thiab qee zaum txawm sim hais lus Lavxias hauv "Ukrainian yam". Piv txwv li, koj tuaj yeem hnov cov lus qhia zoo li no los ntawm ib tug hluas nkauj zoo nkauj hauv qhov chaw nyob ntawm tus hluas nraug: "Tsis txhob jerk tawm, Vasko!" Kuv tsis ntseeg kuv pob ntseg, tab sis qhov no tsuas yog ib qho txhaum cai xwb, vim tus ntxhais xav hais tias "ne fight" (tsis txhob thuam, tsis txhob npau taws). "Kuv hais rau koj hais ncaj," ib tug Ukrainian uas tsis nco qab nws hom lus thiab leej twg tsis nco qab lo lus "vidverto" hais tau. Los ntawm tib series, muaj xws pearls: kanhwetka (khoom qab zib), ne tham, pevytsya (singer), tom (qab), ne catch up (tsis nyiam), thiab lwm yam.
Ukrainian lus nyob rau hauv Lavxias teb sab, funny hybrid kab lus thiab kab lus feem ntau "nyob rau hauv ib tug hodgepodge" nrog Lavxias teb sab los yog tawm tsam keeb kwm ntawm predominant Lavxias teb sab lus, qhov twg lawv tsim nyog, "zoo li ib tug nees nyob rau hauv ib lub khw".
Nyob rau hauv lub suab paj nruag thoob ntiaj teb ntawm Odessa slang lus, koj tuaj yeem hnov zoo li "sau ntawv":(dhau ntawd), tutochki (txoj cai ntawm no), muaj (txoj kev ntawd, sab), txoj kev no (txoj kev no, sab), mats (kov, paw), stumble (loite ncig) thiab ntau lwm yam pearls. "Wus trap?" - lawv yuav nug koj txog qee yam ntawm Odessa xa khoom, thiab sim twv seb nws txhais li cas (vus - hauv Hebrew "dab tsi", thiab trapylos - qhov no yog Ukrainian "tshwm sim").
Innovations "hauv Ukrainian style"
Cov npe ntawm cov kab lus hauv qeb, uas suav nrog cov lus "tshiab" hauv Ukrainian lus (funny, me ntsis exaggerated translations), tab tom loj hlob txhua hnub. Cov no yog cov lus qhia thiab cov ntsiab lus uas tsis suab Ukrainian txaus. Yog li no, niaj hnub no koj tuaj yeem hnov cov lus hauv qab no: drabynkova maidanka (stairwell), cross-overhead drotochid (elevator), morzotnyk (freezer), mapa (daim ntawv qhia), pilosmokt (nqus tsev vacuum), komora (pantry), dryzhar (vibrator), dushets (nitrogen), lipylo (kua nplaum), shtrykavka (syringe), zhivchik (mem tes), rotoznavets (kws kho hniav), drybnozhivets (microbe), krivulya (zigzag), zyavysko (phenomenon), squirting (da dej), zhivoznavets (biologist), poviy (bandage), tus neeg ua txhaum (bypass ntawv) thiab lwm yam.
Kev cog lus hauv Ukrainian
Ukrainian cov lus cog lus yog qhov tsis txaus ntseeg rau pob ntseg, thiab rau cov neeg uas tsis nkag siab lub ntsiab lus, qee tus ntawm lawv suab zoo li "zoo nkauj zoo nkauj" thiab tuaj yeem muaj qhov cuam tshuam, ua rau lom zem.
"Thiab yog li ntawd shvydkoy Nastya ntawm no koj twb dhuav … (ib tug paub xav rau koj). Tshav pob tawb…Thiab Schaub Toby tus bulka dhia tawm ntawm nws lub qhov ntswg…Thiab quaj nyiav ncaws rau hauv koj…Thiab Schaub tebe lub kolka chipped tawm…Thiab sob tobe tus dab phem tau nplawm…Thiab quaj toby's triggered. ntawm nws ko taw…"Thiab ntau, ntau yam ntxiv thiab siab dawb siab zoo.
Nkauj kho siab
Thiab zaum kawg, ob peb "nrov", tsis tshua siv, suav nrog kev txhais cov lus pseudo-txhais lus ntawm qee cov lus Ukrainian, uas tsis yog txhua tus ua rau lub siab dawb paug thiab zoo siab luag. Spalahuyka (teeb), zalupivka (npauj npaim), chahlik nevmyryuschy (koschey tsis txawj tuag), pisunkovy neeg phem (sexual maniac), qe-spodivaiko (qe "Kinder Surprise"), sikovytyskach (juicer), darmovyz (kiv), pisyunets (tea), tsap-vidbuvaylo (scapegoat), gum natsyutsyurnik (condom) and others.
Kuv tsis paub kuv tus kheej tias kuv muaj dab tsi, Khokhlyatsky lossis Lavxias. Ob qhov xwm txheej yog qhov muaj txiaj ntsig zoo heev los ntawm Vajtswv, thiab, zoo li yog lub hom phiaj, txhua tus nyias muaj nyias ib yam dab tsi uas tsis nyob hauv lwm tus - ib qho qhia meej tias lawv yuav tsum rov ua dua ib leeg” (NV Gogol).
